May 2013
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
pho-bia:
if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
jennyyoxoxo:
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
homurica:
urbancatfitters:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
the circle of life
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
givemetrills:
today is brought to you by the word : no
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
